“now they’re going to a library? What’s next?” – Pleasantville

“You’re right Ray…no human would stack books like that…” – Ghostbusters

“Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.” “And what is that?” “I… am a librarian. ” – The Mummy

“What is this? Slap the Librarian Day? ” – Librarian: Quest for the Spear

“His library was his whole world. Now it’s just a feeble memory. ” – Ninth Gate

“Books can be good for something other than burning. ” – The Day After Tomorrow.

“Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal System? ” – UHF